Cuz My Knot Won’t Fit

ShareNo one on the corner gotta bop like this
Can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don’t fit
No one on the corner gotta pocket like this
So I rock Roc jeans cuz my knots so thick
You can learn how to dress just by jocking my fresh
Jocking jocking my fresh
Jocking jocking my fresh
Follow my steps, it’s the road [...]

Daddy’s Little Girl

ShareI’m probably going to hurt some feelings with this one, but obviously I don’t care. I’ve encountered a bunch of females in my lifetime and during those encounters, one reoccuring theme keeps annoying me. Lets get on the term “princess” for a few moments. Widely used as a term of endearment, “princess” has also devolved [...]

Over Them Waters

ShareThe Olympics suck. There, I said it. Call ESPN Olympics apologist and epically pathetic radio host Mike Golic and tell him I said so. Everyone trying to shove this “Olympic greatness” bullsh*t down my throat is a complete hypocrite. If the Olympics are so riveting…if it really is more than 699 offbeat sports and one [...]

Get Off My Diction

ShareI am a fan of words. Clearly.  One of the great things about them is that if done correctly, you can get your thoughts across in a concise manner so the other party knows what you were going for.  Sticks and stones? Pfft.  Words are a way more powerful thing.  Remember those “knowledge is power” [...]

CNN (Celebrity News Network)

ShareMy morning routine is as follows:  hear alarm, hit snooze, hear alarm, hit snooze, turn on the news, roll out of bed, get ready for work.  The news used to be a vital part of my morning.  Things out there change at the drop of a hat, or drop of a bomb.  It’s never the [...]

Women Be Shoppin

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I hate shopping. Let me clarify that, I hate shopping for clothes.  So when I did have to go, I found a system that got me in and out in a timely fashion.  I’d find a store that suited my nerdy-classic-chic-white boy sense of style.  Try on jeans and a t-shirt once and bam, I [...]